Is it just me, but do you hate it when people don’t ask how you are, when you asked them?
It might just be my Canadian blood, but I find it rather rude.
am i the only one who thinks people look hotter when they’re in underwear and not when they’re naked
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
#1 Sex Tip for Guys
Just because you masturbate in silence doesn’t mean you have to have sex in silence. Hearing a guy moan is the sexiest thing ever.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish